With the overwhelming success of the Christmas Gift Baskets, we are getting TONS or requests to knock out a Valentine's Day Gift Basket.

We can get these done pretty quick, but we would like some of your feedback on what you would like to see included.

The Christmas Gift Baskets included:

1 8 Ounce ZENquility Bubblebath Sea Salt Soak
1 2 ounce Flawless
1 Slick Pleasures Massage Candle
1 Liquid Lava Java Lather
2 Standard Java Lather bars

and we sold these direct for $35 plus shipping in a nicely decorated basket.

Some of the other options we can (in addition to the above) do is:

1 small (1 serving) Zenquility
1 bottle of JavaLique' Massage Oil
1 Java Fusion Reed Diffusor room scent
1 2 ounce Slick Pleasures Sensation Enhancing Premium Lubricant.

Trying to keep cost reasonable.

We will need to knock these out in the next week or two, then open up for sales, as they are pretty labor intensive and we want to make sure we ship them out in time.

I'll take one of each

Great idea and very helpful to those guys that don't know what they are doing on V-day.

I got my gf this for xmas, but I guess I can do it again.

New products...all new products....and more "adult fun" centered.

How bout an Aspire 36 and Aspire Lite?

Ok, y'all...ready to go.

We have very nice baskets including the following:

1 Slick Pleasures Sensation Enhancing Lube 2 ounce
1 Slick Pleasures Java Scented Massage Candle 4 ounce
1 Jumbo Java Lather bar (in new Deluxe packaging)
1 2 ounce ZENquility Bubblebath/SeaSaltSoak (in Java Scent)
1 2 ounce Flawless Skin Cream
1 Java Fusion Reed Diffusor (product debut...not yet pictured)
1 Extremely cuddly Valentine's Fluffy Stuffy Animal

Retail cost if purchased separately is over $75. Everything here, packaged nicely in an attractive basket (pictured below) comes to $30 plus shipping.

With the profits from this sale you should be able to afford a new table.

That's the candle holder stack/dinner table...and when you pull the top shelf off, the supports become stripper poles for tiny tiny hookers.

You should sell the tiny hookers....

Is it weird that when I saw this thread I was hoping the baskets would come filled with various supps? All of which I would, coicidentally, want? But I guess massage oils don't suck. Seriously though, what's love if it's not giving a gift that says "here are some things to make your body hotter, and then maybe you'll get some massage oils"? I ask you....

So you are saying we should have included a snowsuit and flamethrower?

Duh, no! Tiger balm and saran wrap!

AS PROMISED:

Pics of the Java Fusion Reed Diffusor as it will be in the basket. It is a tad taller than expected, but it lines up nicely with the top of the basket and will help support the outer covering/Bow.

Dig the other picture, with Mr. Stud Bear smirking with his arm around the Slick Pleasures. Hopefully after giving these to your honey, you will be smiling too.

Here's a picture of the Java Fusion Reed Diffusor...up close and personal.

It's a scratch and sniff pic, so feel free to plaster your snout onto your computer screen and give it a good whiff.

And these can be ordered HOW??

You can paypal me at dsade2@aol.com or email me your payment info at mpearson@recomp.com.

We are shipping them out already, beginning today.

HEY, I dont smell anything!

You are going to be one busy biatch

We already are....these seem to be VERY popular.

We really debated including some chocolates in them...but afterall we ARE a supplement company.

these still available? And is the way to order to still paypal to dsade2@aol.com?
Thanks

Yes...and Yes...

/Yes...yes...oh yes...that's it right there.
// It IS a valentine's day thread afterall.

Testing product again, are we??

sorry, but what is the total cost. i see $35 up top, then I see $30 plus shipping. What amount should I paypal?

Drunken mistake on my part...how many times do I have to apologize already????


Ok..now that that's over...they are $30, plus $10 shipping...Total of $40.

Thanks, and check your paypal....just sent it.
The addy should be a St. pete address in case something else is showing. If that's the case, please let me know.

Are you paying with your ex's account again Jon?

Dude...my ex is dead. I've gotta use something to get her wet.

Have you tried dangling some human flesh in front of her zombie maw?

I now see why you are selling these so cheap...the smell is like crack!

OH MY GAWD (they need a dripping pussy icon)

First one's fre...err, discounted.

/Am I right to take this as a compliment?

:::confused:::

Um, yeah! Totally addictive!

BTW, I love the feel of the flawless. I am so hoping that I do not get a reaction to it. I have never used a lotion that feels like this stuff going on....quite silky and not greasy in any way. And while I am not a huge teddy bear fan, the dog is cute as all hell.

Here he is hanging out with Beaker on my desk.



I am also killing people with the reed diffuser. (OH, just cuz I am so anal retentive, you have a typo on the manufactured for on the reed diffuser label).

Kickass....I was HOPING the reeds were strong enough to stab people!!

(thanks for the typo notification.)

Just sent payment, first valentines gift I have ever purchased, I usually stay away from these made up holidays...

Don't think of it as a holiday...think of it more as an excuse to introduce sensual debauchery in a romantic way.

Grease up that dog's backside with some Slick Pleasures, give Beaker a shot of vodka and leave those two alone for a bit. Although, by the look on Beaker's face maybe you already did.

By the look on Beaker's face, he is the one who got greased up!

STOCK WARNING:

We are out of the actual baskets themselves. There are around 8 that are not spoken for, but unless we can find more baskets this will be it for this holiday.

Also, for shipping, going to have to set a cutoff of Monday morning, 10am EST.

I got my shipping notice. I'm assuming it was intentional getting the delivery date right before V-day, so thanks.
Now I've just gotta get the mother-in-law out of the house for a night so I can give this all a try.

These were a great success...Thank you everyone that ordered. Last basket will be delivered Wednesday, so you will all be covered.

Here is to a Happy Valentine's Day...we hope we brought some joy, romance, and affection into your lives.

First trial with slick pleasures was a success. Need to continue the research to be sure that it was not just a one time occurrance.....

That's what I call dedication!!

Your discipline and work ethic impress me.

I am a true researcher at heart. (I really am a geek and I have the lab coat and safty glasses to prove it!)

Damn, how did I miss this thread?

Lab coat... safety glasses... and nothing else???

It'll go perfectly with your hat and wizard robe.

can I still get these? MAN! how did I miss on that?

Not sure we could get one of these to Israel by the end of today...but yeah, we could put one together for you. Might even be able to toss in a small Atomic Meltdown.

I'd like to get one as well.

We do have 3 left. If you do want them, instructions are up higher.

Only when I am testing RPM products.....