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SupremeSportsEnhancements
ANY EVENT that occurs in the Universe can be explained by these three variables:

1.) Chance
2.) The Laws of Physics(Classical & Quantum)
3.) The combination of the two.


Discuss...smile.gif



-Ross
Owner & President of Supreme Sports Enhancements
Frangible
Are you saying God plays dice?
SupremeSportsEnhancements
QUOTE(Frangible @ Feb 6 2008, 12:54 AM) [snapback]454941[/snapback]
Are you saying God plays dice?



As we begin to understand Chaos & Complexity Theory, our understanding of Quantum Physics improves.

Einstein knew nothing of Quantum Mechanics when he made that statement, and his view of a static universe was based entirely on such ignorances. He refused to believe Quantum Theory, despite it being the MOST accurate physics model we have.

Any event that occurs in the Universe can be explained by the 3 Ultimate Variables.
Frangible
Too bad you're wrong. There's only one ultimate variable: Chuck Norris.
methodice
LOL Chuck. Yeh those 3 variables are fine. But chance/randomness doesn't help explain too much, it sort of stops at that.
SupremeSportsEnhancements
QUOTE(methodice @ Feb 6 2008, 02:50 AM) [snapback]454963[/snapback]
LOL Chuck. Yeh those 3 variables are fine. But chance/randomness doesn't help explain too much, it sort of stops at that.


Chance is an essential component of REALITY, and our entire model of Quantum Physics is based on it. wink.gif
methodice
QUOTE(SupremeSportsEnhancements @ Feb 5 2008, 10:57 PM) [snapback]454964[/snapback]
Chance is an essential component of REALITY, and our entire model of Quantum Physics is based on it. wink.gif


Sounds fine to me. DobzyEmoticon.gif
shamus
QUOTE(SupremeSportsEnhancements @ Feb 6 2008, 03:59 PM) [snapback]454943[/snapback]
Einstein knew nothing of Quantum Mechanics when he made that statement, and his view of a static universe was based entirely on such ignorances. He refused to believe Quantum Theory, despite it being the MOST accurate physics model we have.


Quantum mechanics & quantum theory are different models (the later trying to incorporate the former along with gravity).


Out of interest, what have you read so far in the field Ross?

I loved the shit 4-5 years ago, haven't touched it since.


QUOTE(SupremeSportsEnhancements @ Feb 6 2008, 03:59 PM) [snapback]454943[/snapback]
Any event that occurs in the Universe can be explained by the 3 Ultimate Variables.


None of them are actually variables. Otherwise, what you're saying is that what 'happens' consists of the predictable & the unpredictable.
Proton Soup
things can seem awfully unpredictable and chaotic when they are based on events happening below your visual threshold.
dashforce
QUOTE(SupremeSportsEnhancements @ Feb 5 2008, 09:48 PM) [snapback]454939[/snapback]
ANY EVENT that occurs in the Universe can be explained by these three variables:


Any event in the universe can also be explained by God. Or Allah. Or an Evil Genius. Or any number of "intelligences."
Ras
QUOTE(Proton Soup @ Feb 7 2008, 12:47 AM) [snapback]455331[/snapback]
things can seem awfully unpredictable and chaotic when they are based on events happening below your visual threshold.


...the problem of the very big and the very small.
D Sade
QUOTE(dashforce @ Feb 7 2008, 08:25 AM) [snapback]455408[/snapback]
Any event in the universe can also be explained by God. Or Allah. Or an Evil Genius. Or any number of "intelligences."

I believe Chuck was already mentioned in this thread...jeez, pay attention.


With enough information, IS there such a thing as chance?
Frangible
There is no chance behind a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick (CNRK), merely Chuck's intent. If a CNRK could happen randomly, then most of the universe would've been destroyed by now. The fact that you cannot know or predict Chuck's intent simply reflects your own ignorance in understanding Chuck. Which is quite understandable. But do not ascribe ignorance to chance, for Chuck knows better.
SupremeSportsEnhancements
QUOTE(Frangible @ Feb 7 2008, 12:22 PM) [snapback]455445[/snapback]
There is no chance behind a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick (CNRK), merely Chuck's intent. If a CNRK could happen randomly, then most of the universe would've been destroyed by now. The fact that you cannot know or predict Chuck's intent simply reflects your own ignorance in understanding Chuck. Which is quite understandable. But do not ascribe ignorance to chance, for Chuck knows better.


LOL! CLASSIC! biggrin.gif
Sanction
QUOTE(D Sade @ Feb 7 2008, 07:40 AM) [snapback]455417[/snapback]
I believe Chuck was already mentioned in this thread...jeez, pay attention.

But if you put Chuck Norris in a box with Schrödinger's cat, 50% of the time Chuck will emerge alive with cat-scratch fever.
The other 50% of the time a very well-fed cat will jump out.

That's all I need to know about the Universe.
D Sade
QUOTE(Sanction @ Feb 7 2008, 10:37 AM) [snapback]455479[/snapback]
But if you put Chuck Norris in a box with Schrödinger's cat, 50% of the time Chuck will emerge alive with cat-scratch fever.
The other 50% of the time a very well-fed cat will jump out.

That's all I need to know about the Universe.

Chuck doesn't need to lock up the pussy...it is drawn to him like the gravity in an event horizon.
Ras
QUOTE(D Sade @ Feb 7 2008, 01:10 PM) [snapback]455417[/snapback]
I believe Chuck was already mentioned in this thread...jeez, pay attention.
With enough information, IS there such a thing as chance?


Yes.
Frangible
QUOTE(Sanction @ Feb 7 2008, 10:37 AM) [snapback]455479[/snapback]
But if you put Chuck Norris in a box with Schrödinger's cat, 50% of the time Chuck will emerge alive with cat-scratch fever.
The other 50% of the time a very well-fed cat will jump out.

That's all I need to know about the Universe.


Think about what you said, and realize how wrong it is. Then, apologize to Chuck, before you fall victim to a not-so-random CNRK.
ATB
Schrodingers Cat behaves very differently in a box when Chuck Norris is observing it.
SupremeSportsEnhancements
QUOTE(ATB @ Feb 8 2008, 03:27 PM) [snapback]455951[/snapback]
Schrodingers Cat behaves very differently in a box when Chuck Norris is observing it.


Indeed, mounting frequency and ejaculatory volume increased 65%. 18+_10.png
D Sade
QUOTE(ATB @ Feb 8 2008, 01:27 PM) [snapback]455951[/snapback]
Schrodingers Cat behaves very differently in a box when Chuck Norris is observing it.

An Omniscient being doesn't "Observe", he knows.
ATB
yes, Chuck Norris 'knows' the world into existence.

And when physicists state to Chuck the observer can only know certain things, Chuck knows differently, and turns them into pure energy with a roundhouse kick so massive and fast it breaks the Laws of Relativity.
lordshockspeare
Chance is already incorporated into quantum theory in terms of how basically everything is defined in terms of probability distributions. Basically nothing can be defined absolutely. Science is just a rough model for the natural world.
ATB
Nothing can be defined absolutely? Chuck can define what he likes

First he defines it in three variables. Then he invents 6 extra dimensions just to piss everyone off.
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