Im thinking dieuretics

Oyyy....why do you think your urinary track is dirty and needs to be cleansed?

maybe it burns when he pees

Cranberry, cranberry and more cranberry. Stay away from dieuretics. ACV is also good but much more difficult to drink than cranberry. Add cranberry tablets for an extra kick or if you cannot stand cranberry juice.

x2 and do not take diuretics. esp. a non-potassium sparring drug like lasix. And drink the hell of out some water. Wait, are you a dude? How the hell did you get a UTI?

right... assuming we are guessing correctly what is going on.

I want to cleanse metabolites that have built up there after an intense bout of hit cardio and strength lifting and speed roping.
the Plan is Ultra hydration + ultra intensity + urinary tract cleansing = no metabolites in urine
on test day i am going to mask with a max dose of aspirin for 4 hours up to test , this will supposedly disrupt the chemicals used to conduct A GCMS without detection

this is all just precautionary , 99% no test will be administered

You have some interesting assumptions there.

Apirin is not going to bother a mass spec at all and probably won't matter on an EMIT test either. What you need is the Whizzinator™.

from what i've read aspirin is pretty standby , but the best is just turning and burning fat and drinking lots of water, and also keeping the metabolism high by eating frequently

What specifically are you worried about showing up in a test? THC?

correct

if the assumption is that THC is in your fat cells, and you want to keep it there, i don't think you want your metabolism high at all. you want to train for diabetes. no exercise and lots of eating. and no fasting. wake up in the middle of the night to eat donuts. lots of sugary soft drinks and no water.

well that is a sound approach, diabetes training

then again I may have time enough to go ahead and turn the fat cells over , and hen cleanse what I have released, since I need to up my cardio and vo2 max training monumentally .

I just need to be clean for that day anyways , so I will flush all morning and make sure I intake lots of sugar so I don't burn any fat and release any toxins

Not sure if it would work for this purpose or not, but regular flushing niacin will temporarily blunt the release of fatty acids.

that is very useful information . I know many people that use flushing niacin in conjunction with flushing with gallons of water to beat a urinalysis, they use it but don't know why it works, most pot heads know this trick.

suregel (fruit pectin)is another one used, I had a friend use this method ,it worked well , but I don't know under what action, maybe it had no effect and he flushed enough

I have found nicatonic acid (flushing niacin) , hat is slow release( as in most are in other forms). Its really high dose also , if taken the night before you will have intense intermittent flushes the next day( if you take a high dose), at lower doses its kinda steady but not near as much flushing. I am experimenting with this.

Also , some people claim that flushing niacin opens capillaries to all cells ( the flushing I presume) and it actually clears toxins away. I have yet to see research that substantiates this, but I have seen many articles and anecdotes reference this action.

Bump. I need to pass a piss test by friday. Xanax, oxy, soma, thc. Can it be done? I only smoke twice a year, and was last ngiht, and only took 1 hit.

.5mg of xanax here and there.