So I got prescribed 100mg test cyp a week for my low test. Of course, I am trying to game the system a bit.

I am getting re-checked at six weeks, so I figured I would do

200 mg
150 mg
100 mg
100 mg
50 mg
50 mg

Im hoping to end up showing lower test than we want and he'll boost the dose ...maybe ill stay up all nite and fast the day before the blood test.

I was scared but stuck the pin into my thigh. It was easy!

I said to the nurse, so, where do you guys recommend the tush or the thigh? She laughed at me like i was a moron. You can't do it in the thigh, she said, it's intra-muscular!

Enlighten me. Did I miss some sarcasm there due to poor punctuation?

She is stupid. there are actually two muscles you can do in the thigh. Vastus lateralis and the Rectus Femoris. F'in WHORES!

I was merely recounting a "ARENT MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS STUPID IDIOTS" story...

Any help on how I can properly game this to get a bigger dose of test prescribed?

Not all medical professionals are stupid. I think calling her a nurse is actually an overstatement. I would bet she is a medical assistant, two or three weeks of school and a trip to wal mart to get some scrubs. Most people in a Dr.'s office are medical assistants.

I've had quite a few of those myself. When I first explored HRT, I asked a family practitioner to test for for a few different hormonal levels, including oestrogen. He snidely replied, "You don't have oestrogen, unless you've grown some ovaries."

Needless to say, I found another Doctor.



I elected to go the TD route, partially to assist in accomplishing the same thing you're trying to do.

Why? Since Testim, Androgel, et al are designed to have a mere %10 absorption rate, it is pretty simple to enhance the delivery system to get at least double that by mixing with PhloJel, Penetrate, etc.

I also made sure that my level came in low-normal(around 500) by under-dosing slightly(by about 1/3rd) prior to my test re-checks. That way my newly prescribed dose(similarly slightly under-dosed ) bumped my up to high-normal(around 900) so with enhanced delivery I get a lot more.

Be careful though, come in too low and he may become suspicious. Somewhere out there I've seen formulas (spreadsheets?) that allow you to estimate blood levels based on the ester(1/2 life), dosage, time etc.

I think you're on the right track, though.